It's the last episode until the season finally (finale) and I couldn't be more excited because this season has been one shit storm clusterfuck after another. There was no Klaus in tonight's episode, which sucks since he's still in NOLA, apparently. All that baby mama drama. You know how it is for a 1000+ year old vampire these days. But we've still got the lovely Caroline, who is my favorite character on the show and she gets no love which is a shame. And she definitely go no love in this episode. Why is it the goal of all the writers to always torture Caroline? Seriously. The girl has been totured more times than I can count. And don't even get me started on goddamn Elena. Well, you'll be able to get my gist on Elena with my live-tweeting, so please do enjoy, Nicole Live-Tweets the second to last episode of The Vampire Diaries Season 4:
2 minute warning until #TVD shenanigans.
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Emotional Elena is back... time for some whoa is me. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Hooker, you can NOT kill Katherine. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
"Well, I was trained by Alaric, so I can TOTES kill Katherine." #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Suck it up, Elena! Don't be such a bitch to Caroline. How about you apologize for trying to kill her?! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Bon Bon's wig is lookin' broke as fuck. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
I love that Sheriff Forbes knows about Silas when I have NO fucking clue about Silas. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Here come the dead people! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
MABEKOLINE!! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Elena's acting like a damn 5-year old. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
No apology?! Fuck you, Elena! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
"It's time to drop the veil." Is that like droppin' the mic? I sure hope so. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Seriously though, I'm loving all the Matt/Caroline/Rebekah scenes from last week and this week. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
What?! Since when is the school in the goddamn center triangle? Really?! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Verdict is in: I still hate Elena. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
"Ice is melting." Yes, Stefan, that's what happens when the power is out. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Wow, Plec, try a little harder to not pull everything from Buffy. School is the center. Creepy basement. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
You couldn't come up with a creepier name than "expression triangle"? #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
IT'S RIC!!!!!!!!! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Oh, Damon/Alaric bromance. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
KOL!!!!! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
I really want Kol to beat Elena's ass! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
WTF?! How the hell can Elena overpower Katherine?! #pleclogic #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Katherine's the only one that seems to be aware that Silas is kind of a problem. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Silas!Caroline and real!Caroline is stuck cutting herself? What?! Leave Caroline alone! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Basically, Elena sucks as a vampire. Caroline should be the only one. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Poor Caroline. At least Matt and Rebekah are trying to help her... Mabekoline for the win!! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
I thought there wasn't room at the Gilbert plot for Jeremy. Also, didn't Elena torch his body with the house? #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
KOL!!!! Please kick Elena's ass! Please and thank you. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Bon Bon's not doing too well... #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
GRAMS!!!!!!! #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Listen to Jasmine Guy. Jasmine Guy gives no fucks. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Bon Bon can create wind anytime, anywhere. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Shouldn't you check out what Silas really looks like? #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Totes not that excited to see Jeremy. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Elena, you better fucking apologize to Caroline. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
I'm feeling nothing with these "goodbyes" except I want more Kol. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
It's the cure! #whothefuckcares #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Oh Plec, you're not really one for subtle foreshadowing... Lexi a Steroline shipper? Really? #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
VAUGHN!!!! So, apparently he DID die on the island. Huh. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
Bon Bon's not really dead. She's in the promo pics at graduation for next week. #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
So, is Kol back again next week then? #TVD
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) May 10, 2013
So, apparently, Bon Bon really IS dead, but she's still graduating as a dead person because the veil is still down... OF COURSE, it makes complete and total sense. Plec Sense: It makes the kind of sense that doesn't.
Next week is the season finale and most likely the last time I will watch the show because the only characters I like are either dead or Plec has ruined them so much that I just can't bear to watch them. I won't be watching the spinoff unless the goddamn ridiculous plot baby is removed.