Giuseppe Zanotti Studded Crystal-Covered No-Heel Bootie

If there were ever a better example of a shoe that served no purpose except to be awesome, it would be THIS shoe!

Sweet lord almighty! I want to marry these shoes. I want to sleep in these shoes. I just want these shoes! I would build a display case for these shoes. Seriously. I would FIND somewhere to wear these and some reason to wear them.