I don't even know if I can accurately describe what I just watched. I was SO excited for a spinoff about the Originals with their backstory and their lives, but then Hayley happened and Julie Plec decided to take charge of it and apparently, this is what comes from it. I'm just upset by what I've witnessed and it sucks because I love Joseph Morgan/Klaus and Daniel Gillies/Elijah, but I don't even think they can get me to watch the spinoff, if it even gets picked up after this. I almost lost the will to live-tweet, but I pushed through for all of you. So, here are my reactions to this "backdoor pilot"...
Also, Julie Plec? You fucked up my birthday and that is NOT. COOL. I had to salvage it with Jameson and funfetti cupcakes. That is all.
A coffin in the middle of the fucking street? #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Well, hey, we saw Hayley's birthmark WITHOUT sleeping with her! #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
So, Hayley really is like a main character. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Are we suddenly supposed to care about Hayley? #nothappening #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Elijah's suit is fuckin' on point. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Marcel does karaoke? Really?! #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Marcel/Klaus should just make out for shit's sake! #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Marcel is fun though... #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Why did Klaus seem upset by Marcel killing a witch he didn't even know? #confused #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
ELIJAH FUCKING MIKEALSON. #suitz #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
SO ELIJAH EPIC! Can we just have a show with Elijah making entrances and adjusting his suit? #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Dan as Gossip Girl makes more sense than this! #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
How Elijah says "Niklaus" though... damn. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
FUCK HAYLEY! #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
AND I'M DONE. What the fucking hell is this bullshit?! Nobody likes babies on TV shows. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
There are no goddamn loopholes! He's been dead for 1000 years! #WTF #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Klaus does NOT like rules. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Dumb. Seriously. I love you Klaus and Elijah, but goddammit. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
"Kill her and the baby." DO IT!!! #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
How can Plec ruin Elijah too?! #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Nanny Elijah. Really?! #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
I really do miss Elena and all of her no emotions having bullshit. #neverthought #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
How is a baby true happiness for Klaus? When has he ever said he wants one?! #fuck #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Klaus better cut a bitch. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Don't care about Camille either. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
I do enjoy Klaus/Elijah bonding though... #bros #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
YOU DON'T NEED AN HEIR! You can't die! I just can't with this tonight. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
And now he's calling Caroline... As much as I appreciate the Klaroline, it just seemed forced. #sad #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
He does want his Queen though. #klaroline #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Rebekah is the one with some sense! #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Elijah really believes that "always and forever" bullshit. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Stefan gives no fucks. #ilikeit #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
Elena torture and Caroline's back?! Next week's episode is already WAY better than whatever this week was. #TVD #TheOriginals
— Walla Walla Sweets (@nicaha23) April 26, 2013
